Turkey Bacon

[Criss P]

Nooooooo......not that fake bacon crap...**shudders**

Its a simple recipe, nice for a sunday roast, or at Xmas/thanksgiving

Take one turkey, and do this to it

Add salt and pepper to taste, roast the bastard then GAME ON!!!

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Jesus.. that just looks obscene lol

 

[BaconBitch]

I have to agree. This is the deadly encounter that should have been in such movies such as Alien, Aliens.

On that note, that thing scares me.

 

[Kevin]

Pics of it after being baked?

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Trust me when I say that thing will never be cooked in this house!

 

[Criss P]

Pics of it after being baked?

Well here's a similar one

In case you don't like Turkey, there is an alternative

 

[Kevin]

Trust me when I say that thing will never be cooked in this house!

Not a turkey fan?

 

[Kevin]

Well here's a similar one
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That.... that looks darn tasty!

 

[Criss P]

Trust me when I say that thing will never be cooked in this house!

probably just as well

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Wouldn't fit in my oven, Kev lol

 

[BaconBitch]

Well here's a similar one
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In case you don't like Turkey, there is an alternative


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That turtle covered in bacon is absolutely mental. I'd eat it though. :yes:

 

[Criss P]

That turtle covered in bacon is absolutely mental. I'd eat it though. :yes:

of course you did realise its not actually a real turtle though didn't you?....lol

Its a burger, several sausages (one cut like a face) and lots of luvverly bacon, all together .....YUM!!

 

[BaconBitch]

of course you did realise its not actually a real turtle though didn't you?....lol

Its a burger, several sausages (one cut like a face) and lots of luvverly bacon, all together .....YUM!!

I had a hunch it wasn't real but you never know these days and what extreme measures people will take, or what they do just to appear on Americas got talent.

 

[Criss P]

I had a hunch it wasn't real but you never know these days and what extreme measures people will take, or what they do just to appear on Americas got talent.

tbh even if it was a real turtle, covered in bacon Id eat it

 

[baconlover]

I was going to post another pic of a "turkey" but it might put everyone off their bacon

 

[Forsaken]

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My girlfriend is a Turtle freak (If it has a turtle on it, she probably owns it. And if she doesn't she'll probably buy it), so I'll show her this to piss her off.

 

[Kevin]

My girlfriend is a Turtle freak (If it has a turtle on it, she probably owns it. And if she doesn't she'll probably buy it), so I'll show her this to piss her off.

Let us know the response... and if you reveal that it is really a hamburger & hot dogs under the bacon.

 

[baconlover]

I think his girlfriend must've killed him, he's not posted since

 

[BaconBitch]

I think his girlfriend must've killed him, he's not posted since

Knowing Forsaken he'll be hatching up schemes and plotting on numerous ways of annoying her. Some people would call that being a jerk, me? a redeeming quality.

 

[Criss P]

Knowing Forsaken he'll be hatching up schemes and plotting on numerous ways of annoying her. Some people would call that being a jerk, me? a redeeming quality.

heh he.........you'd love me then....lol