Movie quotes that should have involved bacon?

[BaconBitch]

Some movies have some very memorable movie quotes but in the back of your mind you just felt that quote/scene never did quite cut it and should have involved bacon in that scene to make it a memorable classic movie quote.

The movie spiderman when peter parkers grandfather passes away I felt should have went along the lines of....

"Cooking the bacon comes with great responsibility. Never forget that peter"

What's your fav movie quote that should have involved bacon that would have made that movie a little bit tastier? Let's hear it folks.

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

I alwasy felt that when the T1000 smashed into the police station in the first terminator film, that immortal phrase would have been even more memorable had it been:-

"I'll be back... after my bacon buttie."

 

[baconlover]

"Cry havoc, let slip the bacon of war" - Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country

 

[Kevin]

Field of Dreams

Is this Heaven?
No, it's bacon!

A Few Good Men

You can't handle the bacon!

Dirty Dancing

Nobody puts Bacon in a corner.

Apocalypse Now

I love the smell of bacon in the morning! Smells like victory.

 

[BaconBitch]

James Bond - Goldfinger

"No, Mr.Bond. I expect you to eat bacon!"

Meet The Parents

All right, Focker, I'm a patient man.
That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp'll do to you.
But I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child,
I will bring you down, baby.
I will bring you down to Bacontown.

 

[Criss P]

The Godfather 1972.

Micheal Corleone: My Father taught me many things, keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer, and keep your bacon on your person as both those bastards will steal it if they get a chance!!

 

[Kevin]

I will bring you down to Bacontown.

Ooooh, I think I'll need to work that in next time I'm arguing with somebody.

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Bacontown.. made me think of:-

Welcome to Bacon Town,
A place where you'll want to stay.
You'll meet Robbie with his frying pan,
And Sportacus frying all day.

Stephanie is new in town,
And soon she and Ziggy are friends.
With Pixel, Stigy and Trixie too,
They're gonna have a fry up together.

Go! Go! Go! Get up Bacon Town!
It's bacon every single day.
Things are upside down here in BaconTown,
Bacon is always just a moment away
(sang to the tune of Lazy Town)

 

[Criss P]

be careful if you do go there though.......its not safe

 

[baconlover]

Not a movie but from Macbeth I believe?

"Is this a piece of bacon I see before me?"

 

[Criss P]

Not a movie but from Macbeth I believe?

"Is this a piece of bacon I see before me?"

if only it had been in 'Ham' Let?

 

[baconlover]

if only it had been in 'Ham' Let?

Or what about "Life is like a box of bacon" - Forrest Gump

 

[captainbacon]

Lord of the Rings - Part I

Aragorn: "Let's hunt bacon!"

 

[BaconBitch]

Dirty Harry

I know what you're thinking. "Did he cook six slices of bacon or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a thick sliced, Extra crispy Bacon Butty, the most powerful Bacon Butty in the world, and would blow out your taste buds clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

 

[baconlover]

"Tonight we dine in bacon" - 300.

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Use the bacon, Luke

Star Wars

 

[baconlover]

Not a movie quote:

"Bacon: 8 out of 10 owners said their cats preferred it" - Whiskas

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Not a movie quote:

"Bacon: 8 out of 10 owners said their cats preferred it" - Whiskas

Nooo.. it should be
Bacon: 8 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred it"

 

[baconlover]

Nooo.. it should be
Bacon: 8 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred it"

Oh bugger I missed a trick

 

[Kevin]

Not a movie quote:

"Bacon: 8 out of 10 owners said their cats preferred it" - Whiskas

Nooo.. it should be
Bacon: 8 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred it"

I'm thinking 8/10 cats prefer it also with their owners!