If Humans tasted Like Bacon

[Criss P]

Id kill you all.......

Hey it works for the Pigs

 

[Kevin]

MMmmmm...... Soylent Green Flavored Bacon!

 

[Criss P]

MMmmmm...... Soylent Green Flavored Bacon!

Nooooo.....bacon flavoured Soylent Green....lol

 

[tink]

people were called "long pork" many years ago, and for good reason. We are the other, other white meat.

 

[Kevin]

people were called "long pork" many years ago, and for good reason. We are the other, other white meat.

I did not know that! Did a quick Google search for "long pork" and was surprised at the results.

This really is something I learned new today.

 

[tink]

Scary aint it.. In both senses of the word.

 

[SmokeyBaconBitch]

Do I even want to go near Google with that phrase? *looks scared*

 

[Kevin]

Do I even want to go near Google with that phrase? *looks scared*

Don't worry, it's safe to Google.... just something I never heard of before.

In short... "Long Pork" = Humans.

 

[nitramburcon]

I always thought it was Long Pig

 

[tink]

Long pork and long pig terms are interchangeable.

 

[Medora]

I know this is Bologna sausage, but I imagine that people tasting like bacon would go something like this:

And yes, I am sharing a clip from Invader Zim again.