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Bacon Poetry

Criss P

Bacon Eating Fat Twat
Ahem.....I'd like to take this opportunity to post a small poem, by the extremely famous poet....Edgar Bacon Poe....So without further Ado, I bring you "Thank F**k bacon is not a dream"

Take this rasher upon the pan!
And, in cooking slow you can,
Show much love, a bacon Fan-
You are not wrong, with so much taste
To show my days not been a waste;
Yet if sauce has flown away
no more tonight, or another day,
In a bap, or on a turkey ,
I'll eat it plain, like bacon jerky?
All that we see my eye doth gleam
Thank f**k bacon is not a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a Bacon-tormented War,
But now I hold within my hand
That Bacon Roll so F'ing Grand--
How few! Is this all I get
Those lovely rashers not tasted yet,
While I weep--while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
My Buttie with a tighter clasp?
O God! can u not assure
that I might be fat, but I still get more
With out that taste, I shall but scream