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Turkey Bacon

Discussion in 'Bacon Recipes' started by Criss P, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. Criss P

    Criss P Bacon Eating Fat Twat

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    Nooooooo......not that fake bacon crap...**shudders**

    Its a simple recipe, nice for a sunday roast, or at Xmas/thanksgiving

    Take one turkey, and do this to it
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    Add salt and pepper to taste, roast the bastard then GAME ON!!!
     
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  2. SmokeyBaconBitch
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    Jesus.. that just looks obscene lol
     
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  3. BaconBitch
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    I have to agree. This is the deadly encounter that should have been in such movies such as Alien, Aliens.

    On that note, that thing scares me. :LOL:
     
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  4. Kevin
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    Pics of it after being baked? :D
     
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  5. SmokeyBaconBitch
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    Trust me when I say that thing will never be cooked in this house!
     
  6. Criss P

    Criss P Bacon Eating Fat Twat

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    Well here's a similar one
    bacon_turkey.jpg


    In case you don't like Turkey, there is an alternative


    08-Turkey-Bacon-Turtle-Burger.jpg
     
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  7. Kevin
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    Not a turkey fan?
     
  8. Kevin
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    That.... that looks darn tasty! :barefoot:
     
  9. Criss P

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    probably just as well ;)

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  10. SmokeyBaconBitch
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    Wouldn't fit in my oven, Kev lol
     
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  11. BaconBitch
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    That turtle covered in bacon is absolutely mental. I'd eat it though. :yes:
     
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  12. Criss P

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    of course you did realise its not actually a real turtle though didn't you?....lol

    Its a burger, several sausages (one cut like a face) and lots of luvverly bacon, all together .....YUM!!
     
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  13. BaconBitch
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    I had a hunch it wasn't real but you never know these days and what extreme measures people will take, or what they do just to appear on Americas got talent. :p
     
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  14. Criss P

    Criss P Bacon Eating Fat Twat

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    tbh even if it was a real turtle, covered in bacon Id eat it :)
     
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  15. baconlover
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    I was going to post another pic of a "turkey" but it might put everyone off their bacon :p
     
  16. Forsaken

    Forsaken Lord of all bacon

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    My girlfriend is a Turtle freak (If it has a turtle on it, she probably owns it. And if she doesn't she'll probably buy it), so I'll show her this to piss her off.
     
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  17. Kevin
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    Let us know the response... and if you reveal that it is really a hamburger & hot dogs under the bacon. :D
     
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  18. baconlover
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    I think his girlfriend must've killed him, he's not posted since :D
     
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  19. BaconBitch
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    Knowing Forsaken he'll be hatching up schemes and plotting on numerous ways of annoying her. Some people would call that being a jerk, me? a redeeming quality. :)
     
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  20. Criss P

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    heh he.........you'd love me then....lol
     
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